Greetings from episode 23 of Married At First Sight Australia! We’re straight into it tonight after the devastating revelations from the previous episode, which had Lauren and Sara on the verge of telling Tori a very important secret before the show was tragically cut short. But do not worry!
This episode is going to be stressful, so I’m going to need you to pour yourself a nice pot of chamomile tea or something. The reveal is HERE. At the beginning of the episode, Lauren and Sara are about to make a significant revelation when they declare that they want to tell Tori everything.
Then Sara goes all in, telling Tori that Jack has been making advances toward her and that, in reference to Sara, he told Tim that he had the “hottest wife on the show”.
Recap
Tori sits there silently taking everything in. When she finally does, she says that the knowledge irritates her (again) and that it’s just something else she has to deal with. We fade to black just as the nice parts are starting. This show is getting closer, isn’t it?
The episode’s most dramatic montage then begins, revealing Eden’s shocking truth that might potentially blow up the entire experiment. I shall adjudicate that! We’re back in real-time with the BOYSSSSSSS coming back from their BOYSSSSS night.
Unsurprisingly, Tori is very annoyed after hearing all the info and immediately pulls Jack aside for a conversation. Tori tells him what the girls said, but because he’s Jack, he just brushes it off saying it’s “ridiculous”. Jack’s excuses for his behaviour include: he kissed her neck because he didn’t want to ruin her makeup (?), him brushing her bum was an “accident” and of course, that everyone is just out to get him.
A little intermission features Jono and Lauren swimming and pretending to be mermaids (maybe). While everyone is having a great time by the pool, we cut to Tristan, who claims he’s not feeling well.
Subsequently, we witness a dialogue with Lauren, Sara, and Timothy (I never would have guessed that these three were a little gossip trio, but I’m digging it). Timothy shares something that has my jaw dropping in dismay. This show doesn’t usually surprise me much, but this one has me completely taken aback.
Finally, showtime arrives. Young Tim tells us right away that he has a grudge against Jack. I have a thousand bones to pick if Tim has one. Tim then stands up and firmly recounts all of Sara’s experiences while apologizing to her for not taking her accusations seriously (which is another issue we should discuss, but I’m tired).