The wealthy women on our beloved program, Rich Women Doing Things, this week… What’s wrong with Crystal, please? Is she alright? Why do her veins seem so big? Why does her head seem to be spinning? Why is Annemarie treating her so kindly? Is she going to die? Is that cancer? Is dengue fever the cause?
Due to global warming, they now receive that in Spain. It’s just elevated blood pressure, phew. That’s great, all right. It doesn’t seem like a huge deal. Indeed, Crystal runs away from the chapel at the beginning of the episode, believing she will die there.
Thank goodness for Kyle’s 911 call, since everything went smoothly because of the presence of our nurse anaesthetist and self-proclaimed throat GOAT, Annemarie. In the future reunion, Kathy Hilton queries, “Who is Dory, and why is she hunky?”
This was the most understated medical emergency in Housewives history, in typical Crystal style. Recall the Icelandic adventures of Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. Even after receiving a casserole at home for her jet lag, she had to be pushed out of the hotel on a gurney with a towel over her head.
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Since Erika didn’t want to sit on the side of the road and watch Crystal spiral, they sent Crystal off with one of the PAs, Gavin, while the other women entered a chapel. Erika had already spent thirty minutes inside. After giving Crystal some medication and sending her back to the villa with a sphygmomanometer, they advise her to limit her salt intake. It’s all quite unimpressive.
Though she hasn’t spoken it to her face yet, she thanks her old enemy Annemarie for being there to take care of her. Kindly refrain from doing so. We don’t need that woman believing she accomplished anything. This episode, aside from the Crystal emergency, was uninteresting, to be honest.
It was like attending a dinner party when someone had attempted to bring together two very different groups of people, and none had clicked. Perhaps this is the case since the episode did just that. Everyone seemed to be unconcerned about being in the chapel after Crystal was transported to the closest medical institution.
There was a touching moment between Sutton and Kyle when Sutton talked about how her father’s suicide affected her, and Kyle did the same about her friend Lorene, who recently took her own life. Sutton reports that her buddy just had a dream about her father and that he mentioned how weary he was.
It was revealed to Kyle by a psychic that Lorene said she didn’t know what had happened to her. I’m happy that we may communicate with our deceased ancestors through various channels so that our reality TV shows might include a little narrative.
Following lunch, Sutton makes an effort to keep everyone on schedule, but as they pass several adorable local stores, the urge to purchase outpaces her. In a three-minute Supermarket Sweep that takes place in an antique fan shop, Kyle purchases five rings—one of which doesn’t even fit—while Dorit is with him. Most likely, it’s for Morgan’s little toe.